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/dev/null DB is Fast As Hell

On September 30, 2010 By rmascardoIn Uncategorized1 Comment

What happened to SpaceBalls 2?

On January 16, 2010 By rmascardoIn Uncategorized1 Comment

This has to to be one of the funniest scenes in movie history.  They don’t make comedies like they used to.

We’re Back in the Garage

We’re Back in the Garage

ClawdBot, MoltBot, OpenClaw, MoltBook — and the Return of the Homebrew Energy It was 1995. I was sitting in my dorm room at the University of Richmond — beige tower PC humming like it had something important to prove, CRT monitor warming the room, Ethernet cable stretched across the carpet like a tripwire for the…

by rmascardo February 16, 2026February 15, 2026
The Holiday Break That Broke the Software Development Lifecycle

The Holiday Break That Broke the Software Development Lifecycle

The 2025 holiday break was supposed to be slow. It has been a long year of hard work and I needed to take a break. My parents are older now. Cruises are their speed. Elevators instead of staircases. Early dinners. My dad triple-checking the daily schedule like it’s a mission briefing. My mom insisting we…

by rmascardo February 15, 2026February 15, 2026
Move 37 and the Shape of What’s Next

Move 37 and the Shape of What’s Next

There’s something about forced stillness that creates space for the unexpected. Molly was a few weeks into recovery from her second ankle surgery—the one where she “won the ankle injury lottery in the worst way possible.” Her boot-clad ankle propped up next to me on the couch, she wasn’t going anywhere. Neither was I. So…

by rmascardo February 8, 2026February 8, 2026
2025 Year-in-Review: Read. Write. Code.

2025 Year-in-Review: Read. Write. Code.

2025 felt like one of those years where you don’t fully understand what happened until you look backward and realize: oh… that was a phase shift. The year had a rhythm to it. The front half was dominated by reading — books, papers, blog posts, half-formed ideas scribbled into notes apps. The back half turned into…

by rmascardo December 30, 2025December 30, 2025

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rodger Rodger Sherman @rodger ·
17h

Craziest stat for me

The Knicks had the #1, #3, and #5 biggest comeback wins in NBA Finals history

In the same Finals

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nikebasketball Nike Basketball @nikebasketball ·
14 Jun

Sleep well, NY.

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nyknicks NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks ·
14 Jun

job’s done ✅

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nyknicks NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks ·
14 Jun

for the boroughs and Knicks fans around the world 🏆

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